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'People are eating cats': Starvation, deaths plague Syria camp
Mon Feb 3, 2014
Amen brother. Kinda taste like beaver.
Okla. man accused of killing stepfather with 'atomic wedgie'
Thu Jan 9, 2014
"St. Clair was killed by blunt force trauma to the head and asphyxiation" I think they meant Assfixiation. Whewww! I'll bet the last thing that went through his mind was, "Damn, I thought I wiped better that that"!
'Duck Dynasty' patriarch suspended from show for anti-gay comments
Wed Dec 18, 2013
Don't piss off the fags!! Maybe he can design a duck call shaped like a dick. Look, it's a dick call. Quack me now, quack me hard, quack me quick.
Court: Mom who spanked daughter with wooden spoon should not have been labeled child abuser
Wed Oct 9, 2013
There's nothing wrong with what this woman did. I'm a firm believer in corporal punishment. The only people against this are the ones who didn't like getting their ass torn up as a child. As far as being too old to spank, you're never too old. I once got a spanking from a teacher who didn't have a p …
'Luke, I am your ... wait, maybe not': Movie quotes you always get wrong
Fri Aug 23, 2013
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." How could Jeff Spicoli ever be miss quoted?
Gang of feral cats attacks woman and her dog in France
Fri Jul 26, 2013
I eat their cat if they attacked me.
Oscar Pistorius granted bail ahead of murder trial
Fri Feb 22, 2013
Lt. Dan, you got new legs!
Husbands who do 'her' chores have less sex, study finds
Wed Jan 30, 2013
Just have sex with the vacuum!
More Americans raiding 401(k)s to pay the bills
Tue Jan 15, 2013
BlueNGold, if my 401k is gonna worthless, what's your suggestion as to what I do with it now, and how do I plan for the future?
How I saved my family $600 a month on groceries
Thu Sep 6, 2012
"One more thing that will show my age. When I was a kid I didn't have a say in the "menu". As a matter of fact, there was never a "menu". This is what we are having for dinner, if you don't like it then you can go to bed hungry. My mom cooked smart and made sure we ate but we never had a choice. We …
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